Friday, 9 April 2010

Mei's Top Tip #1

Ladies and gays, never, I repeat, NEVER, wear your handbag on the shoulder of the arm holding your drink. It's not a safe bet. My advice is to switch the drink or the bag to the other side to prevent further catastrophe.

If you choose to flout danger, and go all one-sided with your beverage and bag, then you will inevitably curse (loudly) when your handbag slides off your elegantly sloped shoulder, causing your scalding tea to splash on your wrist, or your Rubicon to swamp your laptop keyboard.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Toodles babezez.

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